*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town
“high” so which fast food restaurants do you have in your town?
June 18, 2013
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psychiatrist-cannibal by day
pop-star singing sensation by night
hannibal montanibal
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June 18, 2013
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Cosmo Tip 5437:
Secretly use super glue instead of lube so you can be together forever
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June 17, 2013
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June 16, 2013
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My dad stopped expressing disappointment in me years ago and just sort of gets tired now
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June 16, 2013
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June 14, 2013
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